Schubert would almost certainly be writing his from a pub with wifi, and given the sheer volume of songs that he produced, he probably would have been a prolific blogger. The question is, how many people would hide him on Facebook due to his dark postings?
Bach probably wouldn’t have had time to blog, with those weekly cantatas he had to write, and all those children. He might have been more of a microblogger. @JSBach “This Sunday: Jauchzet Gott in allen Landen. Don’t miss it! #bachcantata #SDG”. SDG is Soli Deo Gloria [Glory to God alone], which Bach wrote on his compositions.
Mozart would most definitely be Not Safe For Work (NSFW), judging from the contents of his occasionally lewd and scatological letters.
I’d love to see Beethoven take on a troll (or would he just turn a deaf ear to him…sorry, bad joke). Anyone who can write a piece with the title Rage over a Lost Penny could take down a cranky poster. Here’s a blisteringly fast performance by Evgeny Kissin.
If Schoenberg could restrict himself to a 12-tone row, he could handle the Twitter character limit (I can’t–maybe you’ve already noticed; in my profession I get paid by the word, and it shows).
Can you imagine Glenn Gould’s blog? It would be a perfect venue for his unique perspectives, interactive, and yet not. Comments would probably be turned off.
I wonder if the pattern of their words would be reminiscent of their music, if the ebb and flow of phrases would match the cadence of their characteristic musical phrases.
Whose blog would you love to read?